GIVE PLUTO A BREAK!
Astronomers say Pluto is not a planet
After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930. The new definition of what is — and isn't — a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.
Although astronomers applauded after the vote, Jocelyn Bell Burnell — a specialist in neutron stars from Northern Ireland who oversaw the proceedings — urged those who might be "quite disappointed" to look on the bright side.
"It could be argued that we are creating an umbrella called 'planet' under which the dwarf planets exist," she said, drawing laughter by waving a stuffed Pluto of Walt Disney fame beneath a real umbrella.
The decision by the prestigious international group spells out the basic tests that celestial objects will have to meet before they can be considered for admission to the elite cosmic club.
For now, membership will be restricted to the eight "classical" planets in the solar system: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.
Much-maligned Pluto doesn't make the grade under the new rules for a planet: "a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit."
Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.
Instead, it will be reclassified in a new category of "dwarf planets," similar to what long have been termed "minor planets." The definition also lays out a third class of lesser objects that orbit the sun — "small solar system bodies," a term that will apply to numerous asteroids, comets and other natural satellites.
It was unclear how Pluto's demotion might affect the mission of NASA's New Horizons spacecraft, which earlier this year began a 9 1/2-year journey to the oddball object to unearth more of its secrets.
The decision at a conference of 2,500 astronomers from 75 countries was a dramatic shift from just a week ago, when the group's leaders floated a proposal that would have reaffirmed Pluto's planetary status and made planets of its largest moon and two other objects.
That plan proved highly unpopular, splitting astronomers into factions and triggering days of sometimes combative debate that led to Pluto's undoing.
Now, two of the objects that at one point were cruising toward possible full-fledged planethood will join Pluto as dwarfs: the asteroid Ceres, which was a planet in the 1800s before it got demoted, and 2003 UB313, an icy object slightly larger than Pluto whose discoverer, Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology in Pasadena has nicknamed Xena.
Charon, the largest of Pluto's three moons, is no longer under consideration for any special designation.
11 comments:
I know!! I couldn't believe it! I'll never forget you little Pluto!
Oh Pluto you Mickey Mouse Planet you. You will alway be there not matter what!!!
They should have taken Uranus out.
I agree with Rosie!!!!
Seems astronomers are as fickle as the fda.
Sometime later this century, they'll come back with, "yes, it's a planet."
Buncha dudes sittin' round a table protectin' their phony baloney jobs!
Y'hadn't seen it because I painted it yesterday morning before coming in t'post my memorial to Robert.
The last time pluto went by, she totally snubbed me. Looked at me & then quickly looked away. Screw her, man. Seriously. Who needs ya. We're keeping Neptune though because he's totally down.
Y'know the guy caught knee deep in chocolate?
Same color, but these morons at the desk are neck deep in a different substance.
(While I won't actually say what the substance is, I will give a hint...
two flies are standing around on a turd when suddenly, one of them farts.
The other fly looks up and says, "Hey! I'm EATING here!")
What's the big deal? Do they think we'll forget that their job is looking through a telescope lens into the night? And that it's a high paying job?
Dang!
I go out and look at the stars all the time!
Nobody sends me any money for it.
I can come up with as wild a statement as those retards ANY DAY!
I HAVE come up with as big a bs package as that!
Pluto not a planet indeed!
Next thing y'know they'll be telling us that its really not OUR moon.
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OK, well, you've heard that the description for a cannibal is someone who is fed up with people
But, did you know that cannibals won't eat clowns that are dressed up in their costumes?
Yup.
Turns out they taste funny.
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He didn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. His Mother was sure He was a God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian :
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian :
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.
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